• "You know what the Jewish death ritual is really about? It's about learning to live with the fact that you were wrong about everything you thought you knew."(你知道犹太人的死亡仪式真正是什么吗?它是关于学会接受一个事实:你的所有认知可能都是错的。)—— 关于守灵真正意义的思考。
• "My father was a liar. He told me I was special. He told me I was different. But he never told me why."(我的父亲是个骗子。他告诉我我是特别的。他告诉我我是与众不同的。但他从没告诉我为什么。)—— 兄弟姐妹们对父亲的共同困惑。
• "You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. Unless you're adopted."(你可以选择朋友,但你无法选择家人。除非你被领养的。)—— 关于家庭束缚的著名吐槽。